Ten Signs You're Actually A Bad Driver...

10.) You Can Eat An Entire Happy Meal While Putting On Makeup And Talking On The Phone- Your "skill" at driving while doing a hundred different things that aren't paying attention to what's in front of you isn't really a good thing.

9.) You're Missing A Door Mirror- There's really only one way to lose a door mirror and that's to break it off when you weren't paying attention to where you were going.

 

8.) Your Bumpers Have More Than Three Colors On Them- If you've picked up paint from three different cars, you're probably a bad driver.

 

7.) Everyone Is Passing You On The Right- At a certain point when you find yourself wondering why there are so many people on the highway passing on the right, you need to realize that you cruising in the left lane is the real problem.

 

6.) You Think Your Camry Is A Sports Car- The more you try and convince me that your Camry is "grounded to the ground," the more I imagine you weaving through traffic at 93 miles an hour.

 

5.) Your Car Has a Cigarette Lighter That Works And Three Lights That Don't- When you know your cigarette lighter still works, but you've let three of your lights go out, you have bad priorities about maintenance. You just might be a terrible driver.

 

4.) Your Clutch Keeps Wearing Out, And Your Brakes, And The Sidewalls Of Your Tires- If you wonder why all the parts on your car keep wearing out, no matter what car you buy, it's not the car. It's you. 

 

3.) All Your Friends Offer To Drive- If all of your friends offer to drive home every time, they're probably terrified of being in the car with you behind the wheel.

 

2.) Your Friends Get Quiet When You Say You're A Good Driver- First of all, if you are constantly telling people that you're a great driver, how you always zoom past slower traffic and how everyone else is awful on the road, then you're probably not good. If your friends get really, politely quiet when you say it, that's another sign.

 

1.) You Get Into A Lot Of Not-Your-Fault Accidents- Here's a tip: if you've been in a bunch of accidents that are "not your fault, I swear," you need to recognize that you're probably responsible. You can only have so many bumps, scrapes, and crashes before you realize you're the real source of the problem.

 

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